You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!"....
You name your twin boys Jack Daniel & Jim Beam....
You regularly see kinfolk on "America's Most Wanted." ....
If the earrings you gave your wife for Christmas double as fishing lures.....
Your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs......
You've ever cut your grass and found a car......
You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.......
You own a Waffle House credit card....
However, if you look like this, there is no question about it, YOU ARE A REDNECK!

John Shanklin, the AtomicMods Operations Manager sports his (temporary) new look.
Posted by:
Rob A.K.A. "The ModFather"
Chief Executive Speedoligist
http://www.atomicmods.com/
The Worlds Largest Micro RC Store!